Excerpted from a recent conversation I had on AIM.
I say put the bunny in a mecha suit and have him wielding a meat-cleaver blade jammed clumsily into a carrot and ask them whether they have the same opinion on the first picture.
-and people wonder why I'm unemployable-
I think the easter bunny should be slightly pissed. He's getting a bum deal as a holiday mascot. The major activity of the holiday is eating him in effigy. He breaks his ass delivering colored eggs only to sit back in horror and watch as people devour him over and over and over again. Santa clause at least gets left milk and cookies. What does the easter bunny get, nothing but veiled threats.
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